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MadCow
If the sexy fat man gives the kids wine and lets them watch cartoons. I think he is a nice man. Stop saying mean things about the nice man or I will get up, pace around for 30 seconds, and sit back down :-)

Age 35, Female

hand or blow? ;-)

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SUCK IT.

Posted by MadCow - March 15th, 2009


OCTOBER 30TH NIHON HARUKO
After killing her I poured kerosene on her and burnt the corpse. After burning it I put it in. The inside of her mouth was half-cooked and it felt strange. Some heat remained. I came :-)

OCTOBER 16TH ISHIMA SATOKO
From the way she talks you'd figure her to be over 20 years old but in fact she's still in junior high. Her tongue skills are still underdeveloped. In the end I didn't even reach orgasm :-(

OCTOBER 25TH YAMADA YORIKO
I met her @ the bar and made her suck it. She said she's 35 but the truth is probably more like 40 or so. Average technique. It doesn't seem as if technique improves with age :'-(

NOVEMBER 7TH YAMAMOTO LINDA
After putting it in I started bashing her head with a hammer. At each hit the vibration was transmitted to my penis. It felt awesome. I came. :-D

NOVEMBER 15TH MATSUSHIRO MOMO
I messed around with my older cousin's grade school aged daughter. As expected, ejaculation was impossible. Children under 10 years just don't have any sexual desire. I'm not a pedophile either ;-)

DECEMBER 15TH SASAKI NAOKO
After hooking up at a bar we went to her place where she sucked it. But since she was so drunk she started to throw up. I came anyway :-P

JANUARY 1ST YANARI SEIKO
I met her while hitting on girls in front of the train station. Though she's 20 she had not a single real tooth left. The sensation of her bare gums on my penis was so exciting and new that I came immediately :-)

JANUARY 20TH MIDORI MASAKO
I hit on her in a bar. She had almost no saliva which made my dick hurt and prevented sliding in and out smoothly. Didn't reach orgasm >:-|

JANUARY 25TH KOYA SACHIKO
I met her while hitting on girls @ the train station. She suffered from Temporomandibular Arthrosis so I had to push it in and pull out with force. Kept it up despite her complaints. But in the end I wasn't able to cum :-/

FEBRUARY 10TH IIDA SANAE
A co-worker from a pervious job whom I called up and met at a hotel. Because of the emotional stress from another man a few days ago, she bit my penis as soon as I put it in. In the process her mouth became all bloody. I came :-D

FEBRUARY 12TH FUKUSHIMA MIKI
I met her through Iida Sanae's introduction. She suffered from stomatitis and these ulcers provided truly intense stimulation. When she complained about the pain I came immediately :-P

MARCH 5TH NUMAFUKURO TAMIKO
Shes my roommate and so we get to eat meals together. When I saw her mouth stuffered with spaghetti I got excited and had to put it in. It was an amusing feeling but she started to choke when I was only halfway to orgasm :-(

MARCH 6TH NUMAFUKURO TAMIKO
We tried it again with noodles and cognac and this time I managed to cum ;-)

MARCH 9TH NUMAFUKURO TAMIKO
We did it with ice in her mouth. As one would expect it was extremely cold. My penis became all red and started to itch. Prolly frostbite :-X

MARCH 15TH NUMAFUKURO TAMIKO
I had been wondering how it'd feel when using something alive. So I decided to give earthworms a try. They are used as bait for fishing and can be easily purchased. In the end I didn't cum. Now my penis has become inflamed. Damn it all!

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