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MadCow
If the sexy fat man gives the kids wine and lets them watch cartoons. I think he is a nice man. Stop saying mean things about the nice man or I will get up, pace around for 30 seconds, and sit back down :-)

Age 36, Female

hand or blow? ;-)

yes

California

Joined on 5/27/04

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Comments

First comment is unrelated.

How dare you!

ANYWAY.

Your stories are probably my favorites. X-Naut's are good too.

I heart these stories, tell more, or I'll be let down

Undertow = delish! :)

Uh uh that's the lord, he spoke to us lord ALMIGHTY!

AMEN SISTA!!!

I BE-LIEVE! Carrots almighty deserve The POWER!!!

LAY OFF THE STICKY ICKY, MANG

Cock.

I hate you too. >:(

Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks!
The Lock Legion Sucks!
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew
The Kitty Krew Sucks
The Lock Legion Sucks
Believe it

You're are quite possibly the most faggoty little idiot noob i've ever seen. You obviously don't know shit about The Clock Crew, you're just some random newfag that stumbled across B and thought if they pretended like they understood the joke, no one would realize they're a total faggot!

Children have a consciousness too but I'm hardly going to stop killing and eating them.

Pfft, my stories are better.

Why did I have to read that 3 times and still not get it

You best be joking nigxtash :3

Blow...

Epic.

you should smile