All 39 game Reviews


Jive Machine Jive Machine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

600th review, and I am very aroused.

The sexy fat man in the video reminds me of my uncle. He also kind of reminds me of my father.

The sexy fat man gives the kids wine and lets them watch cartoons. I think he is a nice man. Stop saying mean things about the nice man.


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BlueHippo responds:

DLT will touch your dick for a dime.


Castle Crashing the Beard Castle Crashing the Beard

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun and Simple Game.

I like games like these because I can easily kill 5 or 10 minutes playing it when I'm really bored. It was a little hard at first, but once you play it a couple times, and you get the movement of The Beard down, you can easily beat it.

I had to beat it a few times to get to the Fab Knight after the Gold one, which I thought was pretty funny. There should be a sequel or something.


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MadCow MadCow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hm....

I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some reason, I think this is the greatest game ever.



Newgrounds Sig Maker 1 Newgrounds Sig Maker 1

Rated 2 / 5 stars

As a sig maker...

...I gotta tell you... that was pretty terrible. I mean, it's a good idea for a game, I suppose, but now some people are going to have, low quality (from the screenshots), boring and inferior sigs!

Many problems with this. Some major problems being:
- Boring fonts that don't really change as you click to look at them
- Low quality background images
- Mediocre renders to choose from
- Crappy, thick borders
- Unimpressive results

Although I guess this won't matter since when the new layout comes, the sig size is supposed to change :/

FOR PEOPLE THAT WANT A REAL, HIGH QUALITY SIG: Simpley Google "Newgrounds Sig Makers"!! and click the first like It will bring you to the designated topic in the BBS, where good sig makers (such as myself) will make you high-quality, custom sigs in programs like Photoshop and Fireworks!



Boxhead: More Rooms Boxhead: More Rooms

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great game

I really liked it. Simple concept, simple gameplay, lots of fun, just the type of game I like! I especially liked that all I needed to play was the spacebar, number and arrow keys, because my mouse sometimes acts retarded.

This game reminds me a little big of Thing Thing Arena, because I can play that forever, without really getting bored, just like this game. Both games are great time wasters :P


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Red Baron Red Baron

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great game!

I like the art of the whole and concept of this game.
Fantastic gameplay and the sprite that won that contest are quite original, and really fit the game. I really hope that you make some more games, especially theses beat em up games(which is my favorite type of game), because this one was great :D

Pulchritudinous job, sir!



Mini-Putt Online Mini-Putt Online

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Heh, I do actually like this game

I play it all the time on your website, I love it, great timewaster, but basically a fun online game :D

The only thing I don't like about the one on your site is that if a friend doesn't invite you as soon as the game starts, all the rooms are usually locked! Other than that, great game


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PsychoGoldfish responds:

yeah, once we get more people playing it should be easier to find an open room


wpnFire wpnFire

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Excellent Game!

I really enjoyed this. Great gameplay, the motion blur, and shot animation really gives the game a nice feel to it, very artistic!
Fun to play, especially Adventure mode. One of the best submissions to the Stick Figure Collection, IMHO.

And for those guys that keep losing, or just want to play with cheats.
Here are the cheat codes!

ownitup - Unlimited Health
rockedinface - Unlimited Ammo
firepower - All Weapons
pwnagesince1337 - Double Damage
runforrestrun - Speed
savemejebus - Low Friction
Enjoy :)


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Guitar Sim Guitar Sim

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Awesome

It was a little hard to get used to the controls, but this was a good game, well done :D



Shaolin Dodgeball Shaolin Dodgeball

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm on the "Today's Top New Submissions" thing :D

But seriously, it was a pretty good game, got a little old after a while, but that's ok :)