Score: 10

"600th review, and I am very aroused."

submission: Jive Machine

date: July 7, 2008

The sexy fat man in the video reminds me of my uncle. He also kind of reminds me of my father.

The sexy fat man gives the kids wine and lets them watch cartoons. I think he is a nice man. Stop saying mean things about the nice man.

Score: 10

"Fun and Simple Game."

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: March 21, 2008

I like games like these because I can easily kill 5 or 10 minutes playing it when I'm really bored. It was a little hard at first, but once you play it a couple times, and you get the movement of The Beard down, you can easily beat it.

I had to beat it a few times to get to the Fab Knight after the Gold one, which I thought was pretty funny. There should be a sequel or something.

Score: 10

"Hm...."

submission: MadCow

date: March 16, 2008

I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some reason, I think this is the greatest game ever.

Score: 10

"love it."

submission: Indie

date: February 24, 2008

it's nice to know someone else has the same point of view that i do. it's like, ever since some faggots out there got their hands on the juno soundtrack, being "indie" is this lame fad.

great flash, i thought it was funny.

Score: 4

"As a sig maker..."

submission: Newgrounds Sig Maker 1

date: May 26, 2007

...I gotta tell you... that was pretty terrible. I mean, it's a good idea for a game, I suppose, but now some people are going to have, low quality (from the screenshots), boring and inferior sigs!

Many problems with this. Some major problems being:
- Boring fonts that don't really change as you click to look at them
- Low quality background images
- Mediocre renders to choose from
- Crappy, thick borders
- Unimpressive results

Although I guess this won't matter since when the new layout comes, the sig size is supposed to change :/

FOR PEOPLE THAT WANT A REAL, HIGH QUALITY SIG: Simpley Google "Newgrounds Sig Makers"!! and click the first like It will bring you to the designated topic in the BBS, where good sig makers (such as myself) will make you high-quality, custom sigs in programs like Photoshop and Fireworks!

Score: 8

"Another Satisfactory installment of Madness"

submission: Madness Consternation

date: May 2, 2007

Good old Madness Violence, as always, dude :)

You're seriously the only person that should be doing anything like madness. All tributes and copys aren't nearly as good! Although the new madness day is coming up (bet you're pretty psyched), so there's going to be quite a few knock-offs, lmao.

Score: 10

"I love your stuff"

submission: The Sequel by Xenon

date: April 21, 2007

Whatever happened to that website you had with all your flash on it. I like the flash you've uploaded here and at thefriendsociety, but you had some extra stuff on that website :[

Score: 4

"Meh"

submission: 300 QUEERS

date: April 14, 2007

You new flashes are kinda lacking, in my opinion. It seems they're all just really good drawings, with little animation, and a gay joke. It's like you're trying to be Mark M. or something, but lacking all the charm, and funny of his gay jokes.

Don't get me wrong, you're a good flash artist, and you have some really good flash, but I just didn't think this was the best you could do :/

Score: 7

"hahaha, good job man"

submission: Mickey D's

date: March 24, 2007

I remember hearing that audio a while ago under some "mcdonalds ebonics commerical" or something like that, and it's still pretty funny.

You did a good job with the animation.
I wonder where the audio is originally from though :o

Score: 8

"Hahaha, good job man"

submission: Badger's Best: Finale

date: March 20, 2007

If you really are leaving, that's kinda sad, you're a funny guy. I've always been a fan of your stuff! This is definately some of your best stuff.
My favorite one was "Slugs Journey" hopefully you make more stuff like that in the future, if that's what you decide to do :)