Score: 0

"Worse than the Holocaust times 9/11"

submission: Madness Regent

date: September 27, 2008

Dear Thomas Fulp and/or Jose Ortiz,

You sir have committed a brutal rape and a vicious murder. The victim, the wonderful world of Madness. This game is just awful. From the hideous characters, the repetitive gameplay on the virtually insane controls to the fact that there's no story at all. Game summary: You start as a big ugly retard, and then you go fight a clown. Real exciting bub (PSYCH).

First of all, the character designs are ridiculous. It's just supposed to be little guys with crosses on their face to represent Krinkel's hate of the Catholic Church. And Hank is supposed to have been red eyes due to his frequent use of marijuana. It is clear that in all your thickheadness you chose to ditch such vital symbolism in favor of some of the ugliest, most unoriginal graphics I have ever seen in my life. A blind, severely autistic seven-year-old with broken arms and has been dead for three hours, equipped with nothing but a broken crayon and half a sheet of notebook paper could create something better.

Secondly, the controls are fucking retarded as shit as well. I could barely get past that little cannon thing in the beginning. In the actual series, the enemies go down with only a shot or two. In this disgusting alternate universe you've created with this, it takes an obscene amount of ammo just to take down one pleb! Mix in the inefficient amount of health you chose to give us, and you have one terrible, terrible game. I'm not sure if you intended to one up Madness Interactive with some sort of laughable audacity, but this stinking, rotting, piece of shit is no where near that caliber.

Finally, there's the issue of the actual plot to the game. Or should I say, the lack of a plot. To a stupid little fuckface like you, going on a random rampage sounds like a lot of fun. Well I've got news for you buddy, my brother died in the Vtech massacre, and rampages are no fucking joke you cunt. I find this endlessly offensive, and hope you suffer the same loss I have very soon. This game is absolute trash.

In conclusion, this is the single worst game it has ever been my displeasure to play. I hate you for created such an abomination and I would go so far as to say you have completely swayed my faith in the quality of flash in this entire website. You're scum. If society was a shoe that stepped in shit, you'd be under the shoe, under the shit, under the bit of dirt under the shit, you'd be that little layer of scum made up of people as horrible as you. I hope you die on Christmas morning in front of your children one day.

Love,
MadCow

Score: 0

"ur a bad man u rassist man"

submission: Wesley Snipes Goes 2 Jail

date: July 29, 2008

i wish i cud giv this a negitiv rating cus it wus very bad. i didnt like how u called wessley snipe a n*******. i thot u were a rassist for a wile but now this is 100% proof that u are no mattr wut u say now this proof is in the pudding. it wus offensive and i dun think u thot of all the blacks on this site. wessley is my fav acter and i hope he sees this and find u to beat u up 4 being such a cunt.opey and antheny are prime exsamples of why i hate whites. theyre ugly and ugly inside and are bad ppl like u 4 supporting them. brown pride worldwide. vote yes to cleanse ng of the white devil.

PS ne1 who says no is automatcially a rassit too cus they say no to a proud black mans review!

Score: 10

"anyone who doesnt like this..."

submission: Final Fight:the Nerd Saga

date: July 23, 2008

obviously is just a lameass egoraptor fanboy. twas great as usual rtil.

oh i mean UR JUST JELUS CUZ MOR PPL LEIK ALVINERTHWERM + EGORAPTER DIS SUX0RZ TEH PEN0R >=[[

Score: 10

"600th review, and I am very aroused."

submission: Jive Machine

date: July 7, 2008

The sexy fat man in the video reminds me of my uncle. He also kind of reminds me of my father.

The sexy fat man gives the kids wine and lets them watch cartoons. I think he is a nice man. Stop saying mean things about the nice man.

Score: 10

"Fun and Simple Game."

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: March 21, 2008

I like games like these because I can easily kill 5 or 10 minutes playing it when I'm really bored. It was a little hard at first, but once you play it a couple times, and you get the movement of The Beard down, you can easily beat it.

I had to beat it a few times to get to the Fab Knight after the Gold one, which I thought was pretty funny. There should be a sequel or something.

Score: 10

"Hm...."

submission: MadCow

date: March 16, 2008

I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some reason, I think this is the greatest game ever.

Score: 10

"love it."

submission: Indie

date: February 24, 2008

it's nice to know someone else has the same point of view that i do. it's like, ever since some faggots out there got their hands on the juno soundtrack, being "indie" is this lame fad.

great flash, i thought it was funny.

Score: 4

"As a sig maker..."

submission: Newgrounds Sig Maker 1

date: May 26, 2007

...I gotta tell you... that was pretty terrible. I mean, it's a good idea for a game, I suppose, but now some people are going to have, low quality (from the screenshots), boring and inferior sigs!

Many problems with this. Some major problems being:
- Boring fonts that don't really change as you click to look at them
- Low quality background images
- Mediocre renders to choose from
- Crappy, thick borders
- Unimpressive results

Although I guess this won't matter since when the new layout comes, the sig size is supposed to change :/

FOR PEOPLE THAT WANT A REAL, HIGH QUALITY SIG: Simpley Google "Newgrounds Sig Makers"!! and click the first like It will bring you to the designated topic in the BBS, where good sig makers (such as myself) will make you high-quality, custom sigs in programs like Photoshop and Fireworks!

Score: 8

"Another Satisfactory installment of Madness"

submission: Madness Consternation

date: May 2, 2007

Good old Madness Violence, as always, dude :)

You're seriously the only person that should be doing anything like madness. All tributes and copys aren't nearly as good! Although the new madness day is coming up (bet you're pretty psyched), so there's going to be quite a few knock-offs, lmao.

Score: 10

"I love your stuff"

submission: The Sequel by Xenon

date: April 21, 2007

Whatever happened to that website you had with all your flash on it. I like the flash you've uploaded here and at thefriendsociety, but you had some extra stuff on that website :[