Score: 10

"600th review, and I am very aroused."

submission: Jive Machine

date: July 7, 2008

The sexy fat man in the video reminds me of my uncle. He also kind of reminds me of my father.

The sexy fat man gives the kids wine and lets them watch cartoons. I think he is a nice man. Stop saying mean things about the nice man.

Score: 10

"Fun and Simple Game."

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: March 21, 2008

I like games like these because I can easily kill 5 or 10 minutes playing it when I'm really bored. It was a little hard at first, but once you play it a couple times, and you get the movement of The Beard down, you can easily beat it.

I had to beat it a few times to get to the Fab Knight after the Gold one, which I thought was pretty funny. There should be a sequel or something.

Score: 10

"Hm...."

submission: MadCow

date: March 16, 2008

I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some reason, I think this is the greatest game ever.

Score: 10

"Leave Me."

submission: Ten years in broadcasting!

date: February 19, 2009

This is mental attacks dont listen to this shit, it fucks with your head.

Score: 3

"? what on earth ?"

submission: so wut up

date: February 17, 2009

umm... maybe my headphones were malfuncing' on me or something, 'cause this was just... not right. and its not jazz, that's for f'n sure.

Score: 1

"Why?"

submission: DKC2 - Forever Enchanted

date: November 27, 2008

Why would you post something so useless and annoying?Attention?Unsolved personal issues?