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I m a hindu religious girl. I don't when i got the habit of masturbation.

Posted by MadCow May. 25, 2009 @ 7:12 PM EDT

I m a hindu religious girl. I don't when i got the habit of masturbation.Now i feeling guilty.?
I have always wear panty while doing it. use pillow to masturbate.I think some white discharge is there when i do this.doesn't know whether pillow became wet or not. I have left this habit when i came to know that it is not good. my problem is now i think if anybody touches those pillow he or she will become impure. similar is the with the things whom i used to touch that time.what to do.I m getting mad. how to solve this issue.I promise not to masturbate again. I cannot wash them all.Please; HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. mAY gOD BLESS U ALL

Updated: 05/25/09 7:16 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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May. 25, 2009 | 7:42 PM Headshot777 says:

....Hawt....

May. 29, 2009 | 4:45 PM MadCow responds:

I strongly disagree, here's several reasons why.

May. 26, 2009 | 3:51 PM DN83 says:

That's not really religious

May. 29, 2009 | 4:42 PM MadCow responds:

I strongly disagree, here's several reasons why.

May. 27, 2009 | 4:34 PM Jake says:

lmao, did someone actually say this somewhere, or did you just make it up? Either way, it's great.

May. 29, 2009 | 4:42 PM MadCow responds:

I strongly disagree, here's several reasons why.

May. 29, 2009 | 8:04 PM Brass says:

I strongly agree, but refuse to give several reasons why.

May. 29, 2009 | 10:06 PM MadCow responds:

Oh! My Goodness!~

May. 31, 2009 | 2:30 AM Zyphonee says:

I slightly disagree and propose a debate.

May. 31, 2009 | 7:44 PM MadCow responds:

I URGE YOU WITH THE UTMOST PASSION: PLEASE CONSIDER PASSING AWAY OF NATURAL CAUSES AFTER YOU CONSUME A MEAL COMPOSED MAINLY OF FECAL MATERIAL AND PERHAPS A SIDEDISH OF YOUR OWN CHOICE.

May. 31, 2009 | 6:11 AM Sensationalism says:

Haha you're awesome dude.

May. 31, 2009 | 7:45 PM MadCow responds:

I know right! Tell that faggot Zerok to stop banning me so I can spread my awesomeness around to the like, 4 people that enjoy my posts!

Jun. 1, 2009 | 3:47 AM Gorgorothx says:

That is seriously the scariest picture I have ever seen in my life.

Jun. 1, 2009 | 4:10 AM MadCow responds:

As a nig, I love me some watermelon, yo. Sexiest pic I ever did saw, I'm finna bust a nut just thinkin of all the other times I jacked off to it.

Updated: Jun. 1, 2009, 4:10 AM

Jun. 3, 2009 | 6:16 PM Zyphonee says:

Stop being such an awesome BBS poster, these impure bastards don't deserve your greatness.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 7:34 PM MadCow responds:

i know righhh sheesh mageesh

Updated: Jun. 16, 2009, 7:34 PM

Jun. 9, 2009 | 8:02 PM Strategize says:

Cool story bro.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 7:22 PM MadCow responds:

LOL! Ya i kno =]]

Jun. 15, 2009 | 6:26 PM turboNEGROID says:

madcow you're the shit mate your posts are fucking poetry

Jun. 16, 2009 | 7:22 PM MadCow responds:

DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT

Jun. 15, 2009 | 7:09 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

I don't when i got the habit of masturbation

Jun. 16, 2009 | 7:49 PM MadCow responds:

Now i feeling guilty.?

Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:31 PM bgraybr says:

Masturbation is perfectly normal and natural.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 7:50 PM MadCow responds:

Thanks! I had no idea! :-)

Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:37 PM RobertJ says:

I came.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 7:51 PM MadCow responds:

I'm sorry, I don't understand the reference.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 8:02 PM HellboundNinja says:

Dont worry about the white stuff some girls do it and some dont. And hide your cum pillow in your closet so you dont have to worry about any one touching it. Masterbate till the cows come home.

Jul. 14, 2009 | 12:49 AM MadCow responds:

Oh... O-kay;

Jun. 19, 2009 | 4:49 PM TheDaveAngle says:

Um, I'd suggest just get rid of the pillows, but I don't know alot about Hinduism so I dunno if that will help or not.

Jul. 14, 2009 | 12:48 AM MadCow responds:

Oh... I, see.

Jul. 8, 2009 | 10:38 PM Mizox says:

whatever you say psychobitch!

btw, how you get from California to Boston?

mmm... Watermelonz...

Jul. 14, 2009 | 12:48 AM MadCow responds:

I hardly think that's any of your business.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:51 PM biIIgates says:

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