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If the sexy fat man gives the kids wine and lets them watch cartoons. I think he is a nice man. Stop saying mean things about the nice man or I will get up, pace around for 30 seconds, and sit back down :-)
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Entry #34
Yes, yes, I am getting the PM's from you guys flooding my Inbox demanding more of my Magnificent Musings but I have to get to this first.
It was my birthday. As a proud black woman, my 16th birthday is my passage into manhood. I must stick my penis in a legendary termite mound where a mythical termite known as the ultratermite resides (they are infamous for their furry appearance (which is really just small poisonous pins sticking out all around their body) and their vicious attacks and extremely horrible venom that often causes people to kill themselves before instead of waiting) and leave it there for 3 weeks until without food or water until the termites except me as one of there own, as they will be raising me for the rest of my life. --- ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY ANYMORE. I AM VERY FUCKING H1
I leave into the forest tomorrow to find the sacred insect collective. I begged and while it is rather unorthodox, my father hap allowed me to bring my laptop. If I don't pass out from the intense pain of the insects entering my urethra and laying all their eggs there, I will try to keep posting.
UPDATE ONE:
Been in the wilderness for a couple days now. It's been fuckin crazy man. Cuz before I left I ate a batch of brownies containing drugs and an entire sheet of blotter paper (lsd). I can't even describe what happened because I don't really know. I was in a world of patterns and intense rainbowlike colors. Don't know what to do now though. Guess the first thing I should do is find a bitch to get my dick wet. Weill update you.
UPDATE TWO:
Rockets. You, and that Squid, and that Tito, and that Ray, and that Violet (whos dead), and that Merv, and that Breezy, and that Mckenzie, and that Eddie, Prince of the Neatherworld, and that Trish, and that Sherry, and that Oliver, and that Conroy, and that Cleo are going DOWN. WAY UP.
UPDATE THREE:
you also look like someone who only drinks milk ya gross ugly big nose kike weirdo fuckface faggot go eat some plain rice and plain yogurt and a burger with nothing on it, it shud be delish. maybe you'll have a nice refreshing plain milk too, or maybe some water if you're feeling risky :x
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