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Reason for ban: n-word. EDIT: Extended for evading with two different alts. -VeryProudofYa.

VeryProudofYa is such a stupid cunt, lmfao. What the fuck type of logic is that? "Oh, you've been posting on alts on a short ban therefore I should ban you longer, because the longer you're banned, the less likely you are to want to post on alts!" Yeah, that'll totally teach me a lesson!

Haha, like this shit is even going to stop me :/

This reminds me that inn some topic, i think the 07 awards discussion thingy, me and bonus were talking about how we might have the most bans. And I kinda think that may be true. I bet there have been people with longer bans than us, but uhhh I'm pretty sure that we're somehow at least in the top 10 for most bans :X

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Reason for ban: n-word. -VeryProudofYa.

imma be banned on kwanzaa! now thats some fucked up shit right thur (altho i will give him props for not being a TOTAL bitch and not signing)

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry...

Thanks for caring, guys.

It really means a lot.

*cue me sitting at big empty table with a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADCOW" overhead with cone party hat on and cupcake with candle wax all over it*

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Lmfao, regarding the 30 day I'm still on: HappyBull got banned too, hurray!

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Reason for ban: Posting with an alt while your main account (MadCow) is banned.

Took those fags long enough. Although, I'm thinkin someone mighta told on me... it wouldn't have been YOU would it?!!

Dun dun duuunnnnnnn!

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Reason for ban: You have been banned for posting in a spam thread, entitled "boss boss boss boss bosssssssssssss." This only fuels the flames and keeps the topic alive. This is a mandatory ban. EDIT: Extended to 30 for gratuitous negrospeak

Please read the BBS rules.

Since when is saying nîgger several times a bad thing?

Snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest!

And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil! One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord! What are these tortured screams?!"

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries... of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend MadCow, tomorrow is harvest day... and to them... it is the holocaust."

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"

Can I get an amen?!

Can I get a hallelujah?!!

THANK YOU JESUS!

period.

YOU WIN A FREE IPOD! YOU WIN A FREE IPOD AND YOU GET FREE SMILEYS IN YOUR EMAIL! FREE SMILEYS WITH AN XBOX! YOU GOT A FREE XBOX AND A FREE IPOD! FREE IPOD WITH YOUR FREE SMILEYS SO YOU CAN SEND SMILEYS OVER YOUR XBOX TO YOUR IPOD BUDDIES!! YOU GOT A FREE IPOD!! A FREE IPOD!!!

But this time... it's different and such, lmfao. Because... YOU WIN NOT SEEING ME AROUND AS MUCH (WHOOOO)!!

I'm probably going to be like, 75% less active now that school has started. I wake up around 5:30 and get home around 4-ish, and I get so tired I sleep around 8, and I've only been going to school for 2 days! It's so much work, and it's so fucking lame, I hate it! But yeh, you nignogs have your laugh since I doubt YOUR school has started yet, but I probably get out earlier than you, so nyah!

See you on the other side ;D
(R.I.P. MadCow (Time Before Christ - 2007))

YOU WIN A FREE IPOD! YOU WIN A FREE IPOD AND YOU GET FREE SMILEYS IN YOUR EMAIL! FREE SMILEYS WITH AN XBOX! YOU GOT A FREE XBOX AND A FREE IPOD! FREE IPOD WITH YOUR FREE SMILEYS SO YOU CAN SEND SMILEYS OVER YOUR XBOX TO YOUR IPOD BUDDIES!! YOU GOT A FREE IPOD!! A FREE IPOD!!!

now that i'm unbanned,
i be postin n poppin n lockin n droppin
and it seem that there just ain't no stoppin
fo rizzle nigraz.

But srsly folks, homoerotic gangsta rap aside, I forgot what it was like to post on my main for a while. It's neat suddenly realizing you have so many posts.

I bumped my Wade Photoshop topic, which is possibly one of the best threads I ever made, and it keeps on growin on it's own, and that's pretty rad imo. SPEAKING OF PHOTOSHOP, I've also made a couple sigs since I've come back. None that I'm too proud of, since I still believe the new sig size SUCKS FUCKIN SHIT, but meh.

now is time for a copypasta (with minor edits) of my journal faggotry on dA

Got a new 80gb ipod video a few days ago, which is really cool. I can finally put all the music and vids I want on my ipod (before I had a 30gb vid, but that broke, so I had to use my old 2gb nano which was terrible because I couldn't even fit all my music on it, lmao.)

I've gotten into some cool bands lately. My music taste is really weird. I like all sorts of genres from Techno to Heavy Metal. Most of the time I'll get a little obsessed with a band for about a week. This week I'm into Industrial with NIN (although some people wouldn't say they're industrial), The Left Rights and Throbbing Gristle. I downloaded all the NIN albums besides the newest one, the Left Rights album, and downloaded a couple Throbbing Gristle albums. I like all of them, and hopefully I'll stay liking them. Most of the time, if I download more than 10 songs by an artist, I really like them, and continue to listen them foreva.

Also, also, the Simpsons movie was great. SPOILER ALERT FOR FAGS THAT ACTUALLY CARE: It was kinda like a long episode of the simpsons. They didn't try to encompass the whole series into one movie, which I liked. If you stay after the credits, maggie says her first word, "sequal" which wouldn't be that bad of an idea in my opinion. I could see there being a couple more simpsons movies, if they have a good writing staff and such. Also, you see bart's dingaling, in a really great joke.

So yeh, comment and stuff now